All 2 movie Reviews


Decline of Video Gaming 3 Decline of Video Gaming 3

Rated 5 / 5 stars

"What are you in here for?" "Metal Gear Solid 2.."

Although I enjoyed the graphics better in 2, you all still managed to keep me laughing my ass off. when you made fun of metal gear solid 3, i laughed so hard i nearly pissed myself. its a fucking gun...why did big boss go into all of that?!? we'll never know. also - devil may cry.....dumbest game ever. beautiful outlook and gameplay, but that story line, ack! Horrendous with a capital H. psp has a parachute? thats like guiness..."brilliant!" and soul caliber 2.....
HAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
nitemare and his souls. omfg. clank makes toast...hah...
but definantly the best part was metal gear solid 2.
i dont think ken jennings could understand that game.
anyway, good job. im a video game fanatic/critic as well, i went to e3!
XD. make 2 more and you shall have a dynasty. speaking of which...make fun of dynasty warriors and onimusha 3! they're both good games but they're just begging to be mocked.

-Johnny_Beat



Great Weed Drought of '03 Great Weed Drought of '03

Rated 5 / 5 stars

That was pure genius.

That was goddamn hilarious. I've been there man, searching high and low for anything even related to sativa, even steeping as low as to buy a nick bag of mids or even regz off a guy in a dickies jump suit with shifty eyes by a checkers drive through at 2:30 in the morning. I've also been there with work, waking up at 7 wondering why you should go when youve got a bottle of 80 proof jack daniels and 10 perfectly good cardboard stamps and make your own star trek episode. All in all, fucking incredible. Keep it up, and keep it green.